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As time goes by and we grow older I think it is important for us all to consciously take inventory of our lives. To look in the mirror and objectively examine our character. To unwind the fabric of the psyche to see if our thought processes are based on selfish motivations and obfuscated reality, or on the firmer
foundation of faith, justice, patience and goodwill. It is a time to right wrongs and heal wounds. A time for activity and purpose. A time for resolution.

So I resolve to be a better man. A man of introspection and consideration. A man for humanity. A man whose auto-pilot is set on a steady course to enlightenment. Yes, I will change!

Man does have the ability to change! I will be progressive and free-thinking–in tune with the universe. I will listen intently to my brothers and sisters—especially the sisters, for I have not been fair to them. I promise, from this day forward, I will resist the temptation to constantly correct you. I will not spend my time finding fault with your logic. I will hear you!

I promise to listen and not just stand in front of you, mouth open and drooling, staring at your tits.

Q: What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

A: Make me one with everything.

Q: Why did chicken in the Jim Morrison shirt cross the road?

A: To break on through to the other side.

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?

A: To get to the Shell station!

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

–Drew Carey

“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather–who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the
passengers in his bus.”

–Author Unknown