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No, I don’t.
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Ok, as any of my long suffering readers know, I get a fit of posting frenzy, then I get bored for a while…then i post…etc.
This fit is prompted by some very lovely comments from someone who has obviously sat reading through all my posts from the last couple of years - in order.
Unfortunately, because I’m [...]

Common sense is what tells you the world is flat.

Q: What did the farmer say when he saw his cows coming over the hill?
A: “Here come my cows coming over the hill.”
Q: What did the farmer say when he saw the cows coming over the hill wearing sun glasses?
A: He didn’t say a thing. He [...]

We had built our dream house several years ago, and furnished it with quality pieces as we could afford them. Now the delivery truck carrying the last purchase, a new bedroom suite, was pulling into the driveway.
“Finally!” I exclaimed, flinging open the front door as the driver walked up to the house. “I’ve been waiting [...]

A woman goes to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The psychic’s eyelids begin fluttering, her hands float up above the table, and she begins moaning. Eventually, a coherent voice emanates saying, “Rosa? Are you there?”
The woman, wide-eyed and on the edge of her seat, responds, “Grandmother? Is that you?”
“Yes [...]