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At long last the good-humored boss was compelled to call Fisk into his office.
“It has not escaped my attention,” he pointed out, “that every time there’s a home game at the stadium you have to take your aunt to the doctor.”
“You know you’re right, sir,” exclaimed Fisk. “I didn’t realize it. You don’t suppose she’s [...]

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
– Phyllis Diller
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
– Henny Youngman

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 30 pounds.
– Cindy Garner

Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?
Doctor: Absolutely nothing

“A Romanian man is in the hospital after getting drunk and swallowing 120 coins on a bet. Doctors monitoring his situation say so far, there’s no change.”
–Jay Leno

If you’ve not been living under a rock (or aren’t a teenager) you probably know about the heroism of the people of Burma at the moment.
Please show your support by wearing a red shirt today.
The guys who organise this Facebook page (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=24957770200&ref=mf) are keeping in touch with the protesters, so add your support there too, [...]