Dr Hippy
As some of my more loyal readership will know (those that are allowed time on the web if they take the medicines like good little patients) I’ve been after a PhD for a bit.
I’d like to get one, just so I can use the title “Dr”. Dr Hippy has a good ring to it.
Mostly I’d like to take the mickey out of all those people who get all snobbish about qualifications and degrees.
I don’t intend to go to university for several years. Been there, done that, got the debts (but not the papers). I’ve learned far more in the real world than I did at uni. For this reason, I want to buy a PhD from one of those online universities in America (land of the free – if you’ve got the cash).
I promise to use the title “Dr”, but to let anyone I deal with know that I bought the thing. I’m not going to use it to claim I can do stuff I can’t.
I can’t justify spending the money though, so I decided to ask for donations. I figured if someone else gives me the money, just for the PhD, it’s okay. On my old website, I had a few donors (sorry guys, the server crash killed my list – but you know who you are), but I still need to raise another £100 (ish). I’m going to add a donate link here again soon.
Selling that page on eBay didn’t do the trick (it made 13p profit) and asking for donations only netted a few quid from mates, so I need something else.
If anyone has any ideas for fundraising (without any real material outlay by me – that’s essential), please comment!
“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. ” – Mark Twain (aka Samuel Clemens) – 1835 – 1910
do another e-bay auction, but title it help the hippy become a dr – no real outlay and who knows you might someone daft enough to fund you!
The only problem with that is it costs at least 15p to post an auction.
Yeah, it’s only 15p, but that’s 15p more than free!