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Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, “Let’s fly out of the cave and get some blood.”
“We’re new here,” says the second one. “It’s dark out, and we don’t know where to look. We’d better wait until the other bats go with us.”
The first bat replies, [...]

As time goes by and we grow older I think it is important for us all to consciously take inventory of our lives. To look in the mirror and objectively examine our character. To unwind the fabric of the psyche to see if our thought processes are based on selfish motivations and obfuscated reality, or [...]

Q: What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.

Q: Why did chicken in the Jim Morrison shirt cross the road?
A: To break on through to the other side.

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell station!

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
–Drew Carey