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I’ve been feeling down for so long that I finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.
I went there, laid on the couch, spilled my guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make me feel better.
The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some [...]

Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
A: To the retail store.

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.
“What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?” asked the officer.
“I’m going to a lecture.”
“And who [...]

Q: What did the farmer say when he saw his cows coming over the hill?
A: “Here come my cows coming over the hill.”
Q: What did the farmer say when he saw the cows coming over the hill wearing sun glasses?
A: He didn’t say a thing. He [...]

A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors. “Doctor, I don’t feel too good,” said the little paper bag.
“Hmm, you look OK to me,” said the Doctor, “but I’ll do a blood test and see what that shows, come back and see me in a [...]

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- George Bush