Archive for November, 2007

Nov25

Ego boost

I’ve been feeling down for so long that I finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.
I went there, laid on the couch, spilled my guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make me feel better.
The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some [...]

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Nov18

Shaggy dog story:

Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
A: To the retail store.

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Nov16

Home educated

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.
“What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?” asked the officer.
“I’m going to a lecture.”
“And who [...]

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Nov15

Mwho?

Q: What did the farmer say when he saw his cows coming over the hill?
A: “Here come my cows coming over the hill.”
Q: What did the farmer say when he saw the cows coming over the hill wearing sun glasses?
A: He didn’t say a thing. He [...]

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Nov14

Paper view?

A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors. “Doctor, I don’t feel too good,” said the little paper bag.
“Hmm, you look OK to me,” said the Doctor, “but I’ll do a blood test and see what that shows, come back and see me in a [...]

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Nov13

In two (half) minds

“I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don’t always agree with them.”
- George Bush

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About

The Hippy (aka Jim Evans) was born in 1973 and has spent most of his life pushing technology as far as it can go, then giving it another shove to make sure.

He works in a bank writing internal software, runs websites for the fun of it, and campaigns for Greenpeace in his spare time.

This is his blog.