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says Happy New Year ‘cos a) his watch is fast or b) he doesn’t wanna get caught by #twitterfail

well, net is back, but #virginmedia can’t fix tv in time for Casualty. Thank FSM for iPlayer

Thanks to #virginmedia #fail I’m stuck without net and only BBC2. Oh the humanity!

@dorie_bernstein it’s not that wild. Mother-in-law lives 3 doors away. Still wound up on my back in the road though. (present was unharmed)

Standing in for Santa moving presents from Mother-in-laws to tree. Ice, snow, wine and expensive packages – lethal combo

RT: @hippyjim: best use for google earth i’ve seen: http://tr.im/sanorad