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“I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don’t always agree with them.”
- George Bush

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
– Henny Youngman

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure.
—Clarence Darrow

As time goes by and we grow older I think it is important for us all to consciously take inventory of our lives. To look in the mirror and objectively examine our character. To unwind the fabric of the psyche to see if our thought processes are based on selfish motivations and obfuscated reality, or [...]

“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather–who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the
passengers in his bus.”
–Author Unknown

“President Bush helped dedicate an aircraft carrier named after his father. Isn’t that nice? He christened the ship by saying, ‘It’s great to be here on the USS Dad.’”
—Conan O’Brien