I think I’m the only person on this bus who isn’t…

I think I’m the only person on this bus who isn’t a student (including the bus driver) #oldman

At last @kerri_lu has her own day ;) https://t.co/…

At last @kerri_lu has her own day 😉 twitter.com/google/status/…

Or 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th… That’s not just me, righ…

Or 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th…

That’s not just me, right? twitter.com/CodeClub/statu…

Calculations like this is why I stopped doing math…

Calculations like this is why I stopped doing maths. That, and being rubbish at maths. twitter.com/DaveGorman/sta…

Watching TV ads on fastforward can be surreal. A s…

Watching TV ads on fastforward can be surreal. A shot of Dame Maggie Smith immediately followed by “The best zombie movie since..” erm..?

Why are my stash messages always funnier than my c…

Why are my stash messages always funnier than my commit messages? #wastedTalent