You’re so vain, you probably think this #subtweet…

You’re so vain, you probably think this #subtweet is about you, don’t you, don’t you? (it is)

Sometimes I have to remind myself that people read…

Sometimes I have to remind myself that people read this junk. Usually the wrong people #subtweet

Love the @unsplash instant Chrome plugin. Only pro…

Love the @unsplash instant Chrome plugin. Only problem is I keep admiring my new tabs, instead of getting on with what I was doing

Dammit. https://t.co/WNxRB1A03g

Dammit. https://t.co/WNxRB1A03g

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One wonders when UKIP will try to deport all the #…

One wonders when UKIP will try to deport all the #pokemon

Sometimes I need reminding that most people are no…

Sometimes I need reminding that most people are not all that weird